QUESTION!!

does true love come with age?

I'm not that old, but i have friends getting engaged. to them all, i wish the best marriage they can possibly have, and I hope that it is all and more than what they expected it to be, but maaaaan i feel like... im nowhere near what it takes to commit on that level.

then again, maybe i've never experienced it.

the other night, i was going to a friends house party. In order to cover up the smell of [redacted], i spritzed a bit too much of my cologne. I'm scared that i came off as "that guy," you know, the crazy foreigner you sit next to on the plane that's doused on drakkar (i dont rock the drakkar). That was a weird feeling. It occurred to me AFTER i had applied the scent that it was too much. i tried to rub some off, but maaan, it was pungent. i must have been on some sex panther shit. you know what they say? 60% of the time it works... every time.