Sunday, March 23, 2008

What do advertisers think of the demographic that watches tv at 2.a.m?

we are clearly unsaved, balding, have bad complexion, love amateur porn, love to cook and are constantly in need of cutlery and blenders, and/or have or colons completely weighed down by years of buildup.

I have one of those mashimaru dolls hanging from my rearview. I got it back in 02 in Korea. It's been through 2 cars and has often kept me company between san antonio and houston and austin and houston. Should I keep it? What does a stuffed doll hanging from the mirror say about someone? or more specifically, me?

If I ever had a stupid amount of disposable income, I'm pretty sure I'd want to breed fireflies. I think they're my new favorite animal. bioluminescence is pretty badass. They make anything ordinary seem like it's in a fairy tale. I think they are the only bugs I could learn to love. Roaches and umm... every other invertebrate (not usually meant for American consumption) I will always hate.

word.

1 comment:

mari said...

i have a cow in my car. it's ratty as hell.
sure beats mashimaru :)