CLICK FOR FULL SIZE LULZ!so i checked my xanga and saw a banner ad for asianave, which I assume is the unwanted bastard child of the original asian avenue and myspace. what ignorant-ass shit. I wasn't going to hate until I actually clicked the link and saw what can only amount to a whole lof of "fuckery".
asian people, can we do ourselves a favor and STOP SEARCHING FOR "street racing" and "bruce lee"? that web 2.0 shit that correlates text size to search entries is totally making us look retarded. Its about the same as all of us constantly searching for "SLANTY EYES" and "CALCULUS SKILLZZZ" and "YELLOW NAUTICA SPORT T-SHIRTS"
I got a kick out of killeen being a search term. CONGRATULATIONS KILLEEN, YOUR GLORIOUS COME-UPPANCE HAS NOW BEGUN! The "connect with members in" section (with the exception of Garland, whattup bryan) essentially reads as a Who's Who of "Hoods that don't matter"
The original artist on the home page when I logged in wasnt that ghastly-looking jenny, but rather a guy who ACTUALLY WENT BY "MINDS." needless to say, he wasn't rocking the name right, and his shit sounded about as whack as this:
Man, this is so disappointing. I think im going to squat outside of a tapioca shop and smoke a cigarette while staring hard at anyone passing by through my gelled and dyed bangs.
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HAHAHA. everyone's making comments about that site. i totally remember asian avenue. i used to waste so much time on it.
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